20 traits of a nerd.....

In every nook and cranny of our college and school, we find numerous….and glaring instances of nerds or bookworms….these are some of the facts observed by me after spending years with such peculiar people…………
1. Although they sit aloof but they are always surrounded by their best friends….books obviously.
2. Beware of initiating any sort of discussion with them….even a simple calm query may have great repercussions…….you may be a poor victim at the end…I hope you understand.. :P
3. Although evolution has taken place, now we don’t find nerds as far as appearance is concerned…I mean the hippo sized spectacles n oily hair…lol….but yes..their mannerisms prove their nerdness..(pardon me for my ignorance for the abstract noun for a nerd).. ;)
4. Social networking sites are big no noes for them..according to them, internet is the place where things like Wikipedia dwell!!
5. Hobbies…ah….reading….books…..text books….apart from that, reading books and thirdly reading books and lastly reading books….varieties…hmmmm :P
6. Watching television is a taboo for them…their eyes are accustomed to books now…no tv at all!
7. Hanging around………I don’t have ropes……give me a break….huh!!!!!
8. Text messages and chats……….never ever heard of them…seriously…!

9. Exam time=the most awaited time of the year…. they simply cherish these wonderful yet gruelling moments!!!
10. Favourite places to visit - plush libraries,museums………….simply awesome…
11. Encyclopedias simply mesmerise them ….their life is incomplete with out them.
12. Their inspirations .. no guesses for that..Albert Einstein,Isaac Newton and all the eminent scientists.
13. Who participates in co-curricular stuff ……its such a waste of time!! Yes, they actually think so…..
14. Around 60% of people belonging to this species(lol!!!) are non believers and claim to be ‘atheists’.
15. Who said a minimum sleep of 8-12 hours is necessary ? A 3-4 hrs sleep is more than enough.
16. Never expect them to laugh at any random jokes . They simply wont !!!! And however lame jokes they may crack….. laughing is mandatory .
17. If you ask them the last time they went for a movie, the answer would be…. a decade ago. :D
18. A normal bag of a nerd, as the researches say(lol!!) weighs around 4-5 kg.
19. Criticise them or simply correct them…….you will be slashed heavily……….
20. Lastly, never expect such kind of craziness from them…. Something which this article is a proof of :D…

P.S.------disagreement or objections wont be entertained…as the name itself suggests…”exploring life”..through “MY”..yeah…”MY” vision……………this is something what I opine…..with pure intentions …..n no grudges or grievances against any particular “species”…..if any… rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D…